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MPs Bid for a Four Day Working Week!
Supporters claim the move will let MPs spend more time in their constituencies.
Some senior politicians have warned the idea will enrage voters.
"Damned right it would!"
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2012
Nicki Minaj is a fan of boobs ... and even fellas' moobs
Nicki has revealed she's always asked to sign women's Breasts but says she doesn't mind - it's empowering! Men will be glad to hear she also signs blokes' chests!
"Me me me! Please!"
written by Inchcock, 08 July 2012
Barclay's bank refuse first aid to collapsed woman!
The lady collapsed outside their branch - but first-aiders were not allowed to tend to her.
''Diamonds' aren't they at Barclays?
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
7/7/12: Voting Intention Poll
Labour 42%
Conservatives 36%
Glib-Dems 8% (Sorry Lib-Dems)
Others 14%
Wonder who the others are?
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
Emmanuel Adebayor - I'll stay with Manchester City
26-year-old Emmanuel Adebayor from Ghana, is a wise man - £140,000 a week sounds enough reason to stay to me!
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
Immigtation? Know Bard... or you're barred!
Immigrants will be taught about Shakespeare as part of the new citizenship test!
"I'd have thought teaching then about poverty, mugging, rioting, and dishonest MPs would stand them in better stead?"
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
The Sun: We love porn, admit nine out of UK ten girls
Wouldn't be the same without them would it?
written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
Mayor's sausage costume mistaken for giant penis!
What a cock-up: Mad-cap mayor's sausage costume mistaken for giant penis as she welcomes Olympic torch!
"That say's a lot!"
written by Inchcock, 06 July 2012
The Sun: Letter to God revealed from Joyce aged 8
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce
written by Inchcock, 05 July 2012
Small dog cleared of 'dangerous' label!
An Ohio woman won a court battle to remove the "dangerous dog" classification from her 2-year-old bichon frise
Bichon Frise
written by Inchcock, 05 July 2012
Speed-Eating Champ Downs 68 Hot Dogs In Contest
Joey Chestnut has gorged his way to his sixth win in a row at the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest - downing 68 dogs in 10 minutes.
"He ought to get McDonalds to sponsor him!"
written by Inchcock, 05 July 2012
Loose kangaroo startles Washington state drivers
Startled drivers weren't seeing things - it really was a kangaroo hopping down the highway in Washington state, nearly caused a couple of accidents!
"Reports denied it was owned by President Obama"
written by Inchcock, 05 July 2012
Ryanair passenger gets on wrong plane and flies to Sweden instead of France
I got on the wrong bus once!
written by Inchcock, 05 July 2012
Foreign Aid - New definition accepted globally
Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
74-year-old policeman nears retirement
Sgt. Maj. Arnold McGinnis said he's preparing to retire as an officer after nearly 50 years on the job.
He joined the department at the age of 25 in 1962.
"Well done, and all the best to you Sir!"
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
VAT now on 5-a-side football!
Thousands who use all-weather pitches for games were told to stump up the a new £1 per player Tax on the sport
"The pasties revenge?"
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
The World will end on December 21, 2012
According to an inscription in a staircase found by archaeologists, the world will end on December 21, 2012.
"That'll spoil Christmas a bit!"
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
Man takes aim at laughter world record
He said he wants to set a world record by having 25,000 people laugh in unison in the same place.
"I'll ask the folk at the Cardiac clinic, the benefits office, and arthritis unit to join in!"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Police Officer fired for tipping of a friend of raid by text.
Police in Florida said an officer lost his job after text messaging with a friend who was about to be busted by a SWAT team!
"Future politician in the making?"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Prince Charles Gets 12% Rise!
While the proletariat struggle on the dole, benefits, or minimum pay!
"Nice one Charlie!"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Couple find and return £7680!
The couple who found a bag on top of a convenience store rubbish bin said it never crossed their minds to keep the money.
"Obviously not politicians or Big Issue sellers then!"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Armed boy, 9, steals electric car
A Swedish company said a 9-year-old armed with what was believed to be an air gun stole an electric car and drove around for about 10 minutes before crashing.
"He must have some English blood in him?"
written by Inchcock, 02 July 2012
Man breaks into house, cut himself on window, and dies
Vermont State Police say a man died after he broke into a home by smashing a glass window and was severely cut as he climbed through it.
"Good! - if he was breaking in!"
written by Inchcock, 02 July 2012
Button phobia of student: "I can only wear clothes with zips"
Hannah's phobia of buttons is having counselling after years of wearing clothing with only zips. Koumpounophobia, first struck when she was five.
"How does she go with button mushrooms?"
written by Inchcock, 02 July 2012
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