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O'Bomba Speech: "But Seriously Folks, Its Time to Get Serious"
"There are millions without work and that is serious business, seriously.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
O'Bomba to Announce Winner of High Speed Rail Contracts
Post Announcement Party being thrown by Al Gore and Government Motors. New Train to travel upwards of 30 MPH.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Mid Life Crisis Myth According to New Study
The foxy young babes that entice should be invited into a three way and everything will be nice.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Republicans Say Nation Can't Afford Democrat Policies
Nation Says "We Can't Afford Either One"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Social Science Research: Two Mommies are as Good As Mom & Dad
Tiger Woods Sex Report: Two Mommies are are Way Better than Mom & Dad.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Democrats Vow They Won't Surrender on Healthcare Overahaul
But the White Flag is Waving High.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
O'Bomba to Seek Change on Gays in Military
Out with "don't ask, don't tell".
The new policy is "Don't Eye Your Buddy's Fly and Don't Ever Bend Over."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Women Going for Cheaper Brunette Hair
Upper and Lower Blond Tint Jobs Very Expensive.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
O'Bomba Spoeech Audience Requirements Toughen Up
Besides being either Mom, a "hero" a cop or a soldier, all audience members must now have a "minimum" credit score.
Only the Best of the Best of the Best, Sir!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Haiti Gets one Penney Out of Every Aid Dollar
And That Folks, Is Why Programs Such as "Aid for Haiti" end up being so heavily promoted and televised with celebrities out the ying yang.... 'cause it's profitable!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Congresional Leaders Take Health Care Bill "Off Fast Track"
Now that really is the funniest thing I have heard in a decade since Billary first brought it up twelve years ago.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Intruder Arrested at Singer Susan Boyle's House
Rape Intent?
scratch that.....
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
O'Bomba's Speech Goal: "Get People Believing Again"
Otherwise known as con job speech # 99.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
"Elin Woods Hopes to Save Marriage to Tiger"
Correct Interpretation: "Hang in there for a while so I don't look like such a loser and I'll cut you some bigger $$$$$"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Austrailian Open Women's Event Winding Down to Justine Henin vs. Serena Williams
Mighty Mouse vs. Thunder Mouth
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Looking for Work?
Housekeeper Job Available working for Mrs. Netanyahu.
Litigation experience required to get paid.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Is France Right to Ban Muslim Veil?
Only if you feel uncomfortable with 8,000,000 Darth Vaders walking around.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
O'Bomba Approved Secret Military Misions in Yemen
The Bush virus rears its ugly head once again.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Europe Grumbles about Backseat Role in Haiti
In U.S. Public Poll voters say "Pay Europe to take it away, Please."
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Man Caught at Airport with 44 Lizards in Underpants
Good thing they weren't the meat eating variety.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Britney Spears, Shakira and Lady GaGa To Perform at Marine World With Shamu the Killer Whale
The show, "Scuba GaGa Spears Shakira" to coincide with "Feed the Whales" event.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Rosie O'Donnell Naked In Wax
All Part of a GITMO visual torture methodology
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
Hungry Crowds in Haiti Face Pepper Spray from U.S. Troops
What's Next? O'Bombs Away?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 27 January 2010
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