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Keith Richards can't remember Rolling Stones hits!
He's not on his own!
written by Inchcock, 21 July 2012
Man recovers car 42 years after theft
The car was stolen 42 years ago. He got it back after spotting it on eBay!
He had never given up searching for the 1967 Austin Healy after it was stolen from his Philadelphia home in 1970.
"Wow!"
written by Inchcock, 21 July 2012
'Hero' Catches Girl After Three-Storey Fall
Amazing!
Caught on video
written by Inchcock, 20 July 2012
Official: Authorities prepare for the London Sex Olympics!
They've arranged for a record 180,000 free condoms to be packed into dispensers around Games' venues.
Women's goalkeeper Hope Solo, says their an essential part of the athletes' kit!
"I see!"
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
Handzoff Anti-Masturbatory Gum launched!
It'll never work!
Photo of gum
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
Man with world's largest penis stopped by airport security because they thought had a suspect package!
The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect!
"Well it wont me, I'm afraid!"
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
How many Brussels Eurocrats do you need to name a corridor? - 76!
It began with a request to name a corridor in the Altiero Spinelli building in Brussels The Baltic Way - after a peaceful 1989 mass protest against Soviet rule.
And they still can't agree!
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
YouGov National survey result
Which of the following statements do you believe to be true?
Man has made contact with ET's: GB 15% - Nott'm 25%
Man has NOT made contact with ET's: GB 66% - Nott'm 40%
Don't know: 1% - GB Nott'm 35%
written by Inchcock, 19 July 2012
Summer is set to be with us by the end of the week!
Wed 18th July 2012: Downpours are expected to be largely gone by the end of the week, paving the way for some much-anticipated UK summer sun.
"Good!"
written by Inchcock, 18 July 2012
17 July 2012: UK Voting Intention Poll
Labour 44%
Conservative 33%
UKIP 8%
Lib Dem 8%
Others 7%
"Clang goes Clegg!"
written by Inchcock, 18 July 2012
MPs want a Great welcome for visitors to Great Britain!
Visitors should be met with Union Flags and portraits of the Queen in a show of patriotism.
"The unemployed, big issue sellers, & criminals sentenced to community service could put um up?"
written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
UK Employment minister: Jobless to be forced into work
Hundreds to be forced to do 6 months compulsory community work in a new crackdown!
"Euro human rights: This will prevent them rioting, looting, mugging, shoplifting, and their 24hr boozing sessions!"
written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
Mass. man pays off mortgage in pennies!
Thomas Daigle dropped off 63,000 pennies weighing 800lbs in final payment on the home he and his wife, Sandra, bought in 1977. He started saving them when he moved in.
"Look after the pennies..."
written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
Businessman fights AT&T over $1M phone bill
Michael Smith, says someone hacked into his small manufacturing company's phone system, making $900,000 in calls to Somalia!
"And AT&T didn't notice the rise in usage?"
written by Inchcock, 17 July 2012
Foul Smell On Plane Leaves Five In Hospital!
A plane had to be diverted after a foul odour on-board made passengers and crew members feel ill. Five people were taken to hospital after the aircraft landed.
"Did someone spray Eau De Cameron?"
written by Inchcock, 16 July 2012
Yoga teacher fired for glaring at Facebook user!
Yoga instructor Alice Van Ness, has been fired for her disapproving stink-eye glare at an employee using a cellphone in class! A female used her cellphone to text in the middle of a lesson.
Its true!
written by Inchcock, 13 July 2012
UK Citizens polled on how miserable their city is!
Birmingham - 69.57% miserable - Manchester - 33% miserable
Leeds - 30.22% - Newcastle - 23%
Nottingham folk were too busy mugging, being mugged, shoplifting and benefit claiming to reply!
written by Inchcock, 13 July 2012
Vulcan Salute origins revealed!
The split-fingered Vulcan salute is actually intended to represent the first letter. As a boy, Leonard Nimoy observed his rabbi using it in benediction and was eventually added it to Star Trek lore!
written by Inchcock, 13 July 2012
11.07.12: UK Voting Intentions Poll
Labour 43%
Conservative 33%
Lib Dem 12%
Others 12%
"How did the LibDems manage to gain two points?"
written by Inchcock, 11 July 2012
Troops deployed in London for Olympic games
Around 13,500 are being deployed, more than currently in Afghanistan!
It's a mad mad world!
written by Inchcock, 11 July 2012
1 Ton crocodile has been confirmed as the largest in captivity!
Bunawan: Scaring the population after attacks, it's the star attraction of a tourism park, and has drawn thousands of tourists.
"A bit like George Osborne... he scares the population!"
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2012
Philippine official dismissed after Facebook photo
Nueva Ecija was dismissed after Facebook photos showed him attending a high school reunion when he was supposed to be at work, for gross misconduct and dishonesty.
"The fool!"
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2012
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