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Arnold Shwartzenegger Implimints New Cost Cutting Plan in Education Sector
Starting in Fall, 2010, all entering High School Students who can pass a statewide test for 6th grade literacy will be given a H.S. Diploma, thus saving the State a ton of money.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Top Private Bankers Hold Meeting on How to Fight Government Reforms
The meeting is being held at the regular place, Jekyll Island.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Government GDP Report Overstates Economy Health
Nooooo, that just can't be true.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
O'Bomba Team Unveils New "Double Stimulus Program"
All Busted Broke Citizens will be provided with two dozen "Double Coupon" coupons to aid their grocery shopping finances. Coupons distributed upon receipt of 1040 Filings.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
U.S. Economy Grows at Fastest Pace in any Six Second Period Known
According to White House Propagandists, the U.S. Economy grew like no tomorrow during a six second period when $25 B was turned over to Government Motors to purchase their entire production for 2010.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
Clinton Threatens China's Energy Supply If They Don't Follow U.S. Orders
Orders to Put the Thump On Iran for Presumably Doing what Israel Already did With U.S. Assistance.
China quaking in their boots.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 30 January 2010
O'Bomba Pleads for "Civility and Cooperation"
while GOP hires carpenters to build gallows.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 29 January 2010
Pope Urges Crackdown on Annulments
But won't endorse Polygamy thus sending millions to Tiger Woods Floozy Appreciation School.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 29 January 2010
Rolls-Royce Upbeat on Spoof.com Roast Model
Designed especially for Publishers, Editors and Writers, the online luxury cruiser brings the latest celebrity roasts, spoofs and satire to not only your eyes, but other senses as well, Farts and all.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Kirstie Alley announces new Weight Loss Program
Called the Peter Paul and Kirstie System, featuring Mounds of candy bars with a Nut.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Hopper Divorce War Heats Up as Life Expectancy Cools Down
Attorneys for both sides say they will try to limit billable hours to one half of the estate value.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Triple Header Revelation
Tony Blair was once a Soho District Gigolo Performer to Margaret Thatcher, and Gordon Brown paid to watch.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
CIA Report Says Terror Suspects May All be Linked to Humans
and thus all humans should be immediately suspected of being Terrorists.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Governor Shwarznegger Says California May Start Printing Its Own Currency
The new IOU's would bear a portrait of the Governor and be made out of a rubber coated currency paper so they actually "bounce" when dropped in a mail receptacle.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
New Forclosure Alternative Emerging in Southern California
Sell the house only to Mexicans who will disassemble the house in one weekend and take it all to Mexico for rebuilding.
Once gone, just walk away with a fist full of cash.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Kiefer Sutherland Retained by McDonald's to Promote New Burger
Will be pitch man for new "No Beef" vegetarian burger.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
O'Bomba: "I never said Change Would be Easy"
Well, buddy, with a Super Majority and the world looking for change, it could never have been easier.
Time to Quit?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
O'Bomba: "I never suggested change would be easy"
It must be really tough as we haven't seen any.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Republican Response to O'Bomba Speech
Die!, baby, Die!
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
O'Bomba: "Bank Bailouts a Root Canal"
"But not for the Banks"
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Brown in Northern Ireland for Talks
Now that he's away, can Hadrian's Wall be rebuilt to Keep Him Out of England?
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
Repeat Lines in Presidential Speech Prompt Admissions from Dems
There really is no such Person as Barrack O'Bomba, he's a Google Android we bought from Kenya.
written by Richard DagNabbit, 28 January 2010
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