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Burger King proves people who usually eat raw animal intestines prefer their food
Score: McDonalds
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
To lower energy costs, Vegas to make every other light blink
Predict 50% smaller energy bill
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Avalanche victim in cryonic suspension at base of mountain
Should thaw out in time for next year's ski season
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Blockbuster employee's pants fall down in "Comedy" section
Trips and knocks over movie rack
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Study: No net improvement in child behavior since introduction of Santa Clause
"Coal in stocking" threat fails to change attitudes
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Chrysler buying 20 Super Bowl ad slots to thank Americans for bailout
$60 Million spent will raise eyebrows if ads not entertaining enough
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Hamas launches YouTube Channel
Only shows clips from Terminator, Saudi drifting
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Skeptics now claim moon only a NASA projection
Doesn't really exist
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Blago appoints wife his impeachment judge
Names self "Earth President"
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Initial Hamas rockets carried Christmas presents for Israel
Gaza conflict really a humorous misunderstanding
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Area psychic gives bold prediction for 2009
Says she'll be accurate 24% of the time this year
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Group demands to see New Year baby's birth certificate
Claims infant not legitimate representative of 2009
written by Picwit Picayune, 02 January 2009
Gays demand Rick Warren be "Prop8-ed" from inauguration lineup
Warren responds: Where's the tolerance?
written by Picwit Picayune, 18 December 2008
Local psychic already suffering from post-holiday blues
Some talents have their drawbacks
written by Picwit Picayune, 16 December 2008
Russia defies ban on Cuban cigars
Putin sends warships to pick them up
written by Picwit Picayune, 16 December 2008
Not again! Iraqi reporter throws shoes at Santa
Upset he didn't get Xbox last year
written by Picwit Picayune, 16 December 2008
Bush: Shoe missiles a sign that war not over
Gives green light to develop sandal defense system, Putin protests by banging shoe on podium
written by Picwit Picayune, 16 December 2008
Arab world claims victory with shoe-throwing incident
Say there's more where that came from, demand world powers surrender immediately
written by Picwit Picayune, 16 December 2008
Graham Harrell narrowly escapes Heisman Curse
Expected to have long successful career in NFL
written by Picwit Picayune, 16 December 2008
Another starlette poses almost nude on men's mag cover
Inside story insists healthy self-esteem
written by Picwit Picayune, 15 December 2008
Greece out of riot tear gas now deploying "chick flicks"
Appears to be more affective
written by Picwit Picayune, 15 December 2008
Gore, environmentalists implore Snow Miser to give them a break
Record low temps NOT helping their cause!
written by Picwit Picayune, 15 December 2008
Economy worsens: a picture now only worth 820 words
Wholesale even lower.
written by Picwit Picayune, 12 December 2008
Recession! Online newspaper to lay off pixels, fonts.
How will this affect the paper industry?
written by Picwit Picayune, 12 December 2008
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