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It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow

Funny story: It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow

After years of speculation it finally came to light that David Cameron does not know his arse from his elbow after embarrassing toilet related incident. The fire service had to be call to free the Conservative Leader from a public toilet in Hastin...

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Cheryl Cole Planning Risky Accent Surgery

It was confirmed today that Cheryl Cole was planning to go ahead with experimental accent surgery. The singer is keen to get rid of her 'Geordie Wag' persona after splitting up with Ashley (I'm not Bisexual) Cole last month. The surgery is planned...

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Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Funny story: Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Fears were confirmed today when it was announced petrol prices were set to soar to a record 120p a litre. The UK pubic united in a collective "Bollocks to that!" Gordon Brown was quick to try and allay the public's concerns stating, "There is...

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Celebrity Adoption Shocker

The world of celebrity was rocked to its very foundations today when it was announced singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse was adopting a white baby from her own country. In a move that has already been branded as "disgusting" by Madonna and Angelina Joli...

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Katie Price Victim Of Unprovoked Attack

Funny story: Katie Price Victim Of Unprovoked Attack

Katie Price was viciously attacked today at a book signing of her latest bestselling novel, Toilet Paper. The attack came when 14 starving novelists broke ranks with her many devoted fans and started throwing volumes of Keats, Tolkien and Raymond Fie...

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Fears grow in fake tanning industry over BA strike action

Funny story: Fears grow in fake tanning industry over BA strike action

A spokesperson for the Organisation of Red And Nasty Ginger Epidermis or O.R.A.N.G.E for short voiced its member's fears today over pending BA strike action. Miss Dee Velopes-Overnight said, "BA cabin crew are our bread and butter money, if BA go...

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