I found a Wisconsin State Democratic Senator hiding in my closet. Bastard! I was coming in to see if I could find a pair of socks I hadn't worn more than one day and, shazaam!, there he was. He looked as surprised as I myself must have. But that isn't what bothered me. He was eating my Pringles. Now, I am normally more on the left of things, but politics only go so far. If...
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