Pizza maker and Italian cooking connoisseur Ugli Aswhitey is beginning to doubt if God is the pizza specialist that Earth should trust after Volcano Stromboli erupted Wednesday Morning, spewing gooey cheese and sausage all over the countryside.
Tyrrhenian Sea, Sicily - (Rotters): This morning's eruption of the Stromboli volcano has been described by Protein-Defying Ageing Pancake salesman Reverend Pat Robertson as a sign of God's displeasure at fraud claims surrounding a mouldy, bac...
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