The government has issued and urgent warning to glass house owners not to throw their Rolling Stones records about. This warning only applies to those living in said green houses. "We have seen countless cases recently of cut fingers and grazes th...
London - (Rioters): Keith Richards says that modern bands these days are just plain rubbish. "Take the Arctic Mokeys, the Libertines and Bloc Party and shove them all up your ass, that's what I say," Richards, 64 told reporters as he le...
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