Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric. (Daily Mail) Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over. Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward. (The Time...
The FA have charged Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini with being too handsome. Football Association supremo Arthur Slaphead-Mason claims the dashing Italian is bringing the English game into disrepute. "There are too many pretty boys runn...
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