Channel Four have finally brought out the TV show that the country has been crying out for. "Up All Night: The Nightclub Toilet" looking to cash in on the nations massive interest in seeing drunk wanker's being sick and swearing at the attendants oth...
Fatima Whitbread is being tipped to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here by an Australian bookie. "The Aborigine is the only fair dinkum bloke left in the programme since the scouser Freddie Starr chucked a sickie", claimed Crocodile Ocker.
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