Residents of Keyport, NJ are celebrating in the streets since the beautiful Monmouth County shore town has existed --indeed, thrived -- for 2,100 days since the last time a mayor has been arrested. "You know how some workplaces have those signs t...
KEYPORT, N.J., Sept. 22. A Watchman aboard the Steamer "Keyport" was the first to cry, "Fire!", when he spotted the beginning of the devastating fire that ripped through downtown Keyport, NJ last night, destroying thirty-one building and doing damage expected to be in the tens of dollars. "We believe that the fire started by two women with a kerosene lamp, who live in a small room behind ol' Ab...
KEYPORT, NJ - The Monmouth County DWI Task Force will conduct a special secret drunken driving checkpoint from 11 p.m. Friday through 3 a.m. next Saturday to detect drivers under the influence of alcohol or drugs, police said. Task Force members a...
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