Cheltenham - (Lasix Mess): The Clint Eastwood-owned 50/1 shot wonderhorse Afistfullofdollars could be the surprise upset in Friday's Cheltenham Gold Cup romp to glory between odds-on favortite Kauto Star and top Irish contender...
Cheltenham - (Steeplechasing Mess): Fears that this year's Gold Cup wannabe hero Kauto Star may be kidnapped in a Shergar-style ransom bid have prompted a 24 hour armed guard at the stables.
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