Local Man and One Time Failed Evangelist, Seaton Carew (42), today revealed that he is the recent recipient of the good news that he has been waiting so long for. Unfortunately, the wannabe wastrel had to wait no time at all for a bout of bad news...
With the problem of urban living there isn't enough available cherry trees out there for every guy to enjoy a fresh cherry. You either have to go to a cherry farm to pick a juicy cherry or you have to grow your own cherry tree. The key to picking cherries is timing because unlike some fruit, they only ripen off the vine and are taken very quickly. In order to get the maximum flavor, you should on...
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YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...
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