Generic National Review Bushevik, "Sorry comrade you're not going with the Poltiburo and the 'people's' candidate this time around. It's off to the gulag and thirty days bread and water for you. We don't care that your father was one our best jackbooted thugs and an all around swell guy (a good drinking buddy too). We have no use for one of the literati like you anyway, we're trying to dumb down t...
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