'Ah wouldn't it be nice, for you to wow the English But they make it very clear, they've got no room for windbags They think you're quite boring, and no-one at all You're doin' their crust in, you're just such a bore, oh! Lazy Sunday afternoon, got no mind to worry Close their doors and laugh away Ah here we all are, loving our black humour Makes the Yankees cry, they have no sense of...
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