The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just announced a list of ten brand new automotive license plate slogans for 2013. Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi, the commission's executive director, informed the news media that, unlike previous years, none of the submitted slogans were rejected due to either vulgarity, racism, use of foreign words, or improper grammar.
Well it started out like any other day at the office. I turned up, made myself a cup of tea, then got the computer running ready to write another 2000 words for my daily output. Only, today, something was different. As I logged into my writers desk, it looks like I have been given the key to the approvals centre. Have I accidentally put in the wrong password? Is the Y2K bug finally kicking in,...
For years people have been complaining about the lack of subject tags on stories submitted to the Spoof for publication. Now we can reveal why. A Cambridge postman has been arrested following a major police operation, and a massive stockpile of u...
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