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Celebrity BBWs Dylan and Cole Sprouse are 18! ---Second in the series: "For Those About To Fap"

Middle-aged adult men who live in rooming houses and volunteer at the YWCA rejoice: Rubinesque beauties Dylan and Cole Sprouse turn 18 on August 4th. Dylan and Cole, stars of the multimillion-dollar "Nutri-System For Teens" ad campaign, were born...