London - (Drainspotting): Pardoned Equatorial Guinea coup plotter Simon Mann has vowed to wipe the smile off convicted fellow conspirator Sir Mark Thatcher's ugly mug. Mann said today that Thatcher was a Guy Fawkes figure who'd previously plotted...
London - (Ain'tNothinButAHoundDog): Opus Dei rottweillers Bush and Blair were tonight blamed by failed Equatorial Guinea coup plotter Simon 'Dogs of Whore' Mann for the entire flaccid fiasco. Mann, 69, had been hired by Poodle Parlor groomer Sir M...
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