The world is definitely a less safe place since the Russian army invaded Georgia, a team of NATO eggheads revealed. A report to the United Nations Security Council is said to claim that "people living in the former Soviet Union aren't as safe as they...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Undisclosed Location - Ernst Stavro Blofeld remarked today that Alberto Gonzales was bad for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s business. The problem seems to lie with all the illegal aliens that Gonzales helped cross the border.
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