Danton cupped a hand to his ear. "Hist" he said. "What can you hear?" asked Lynton. "A hiss" answered Danton. "Where's it coming from?" enquired Colonel Erskin. "That rucksack" said Danton, pointing to the green bundle on the floor. Pinxit made a grab for the offending item and opened the flap, from inside, a tall figure emerged wearing a pork pie trilby, rain coat and wellington bo...
On the 22nd of January 1879 a company of Royal Logistics corps found its way to the Buffalo River on the boarder of the Natal Province and Zulu Kingdom. They had been filling in the shit pits at a camp in Isandlwana when a pride of lions had mistaken them for short legged Spruce Gazelles. Being British soldiers first and shit shovelers second, they did the honourable thing and legged it. "What...
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