A desert island duck who abandoned a normal ducks life, swimming in ponds, lakes and rivers like all normal ducks do, has died. Not a Donald Duck or Ducky Doo Daa, just plain old Trevor Duck, who decided to grab a flight to a lonely South Sea Isla...
This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.
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