Cyberspace and Central Park West---Still struggling to find a permanent anchor to sit in for the irreplaceable Peter Jennings, ABC News President David Westin has opted for computer simulated newscasts.
In a succinct business move to keep the news flowing, David Westin, President of ABC News, has decided to replace the recently deceased Peter Jennings, not with an all star broadcaster, but instead with a rotating series of talking heads.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The ABC Network has announced that when Peter Jennings can no longer do the network news program, it will take a radical turn of strategy and hire Martin Short as Jiminy Glick to do the daily program.
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