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Scarlett Johansson Finally Dumps Old Sean Penn For Good And Hooks Up With Justin Bartha of "The Hangover Part II"

MANHATTAN - After having an exhaustive on-again, off-again May-December relationship with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson has finally dumped the 50-year-old for good. ScarJo told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she just got fed up with the way that...