"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
Heaven, Universe - Karl Malden, 97, has died but what appears more infuriating to the former actor and American Express pitchman is that, due to an unforseen influx of dead celebrities, his reservation was lost, and his American Express is not accept...
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