California - (Canny Linguist): Ten days media saturation of Tiger Woods shagging filth has proved too much for crusading tv proselytizer Oral Roberts. He dropped dead during a news broadcast about a lurid sex act between Tiger Woods and Orlando fu...
Orlando, Fla - (Nutz for Prophet): "Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is one of the Bad Girls Club specialities!" gorgeous blue-eyed blonde charity funraiser Julie Postle said today. Twenty two year-old Postle, 34DD-22-34, was named today as Tiger Wood...
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