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Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

WASHINGTON, DC - Averaging one point a game, promising NBA star and budding homosexual Jason Collins needed to do something - something fast - if he was going to extent his time in the limelight. "Look, you can't do that I do or see al...

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Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

NEW YORK, NY - NHL Media Advisor Roger 'Stiff' Babcock knows that, in today's media-driven culture, hockey has long taken a backseat to the NFL. And the NBA. And the WNBA. And NASCAR. And the MMA. Even the WB. But now Babcock sees a future...

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