BILLINGSGATE POST: First thing you should know: Never, ever f**k with a Cicada. Like a rat chewing on cheese with rubber-tipped teeth, you will never hear them coming until it’s too late. Homoptera refers to an order of insects that is characterized by its dual pair of wings and sucking mouthparts. Examples of Homoptera include the aforementioned cicadas. It is highly advisable to exterminate the...
NEW YORK - Mayor Michael Bloomberg, tiring of the antics of the "Occupy Wall Street" groupies, issued a warning that may seem draconian, especially to those who belong to certain groups which Bloomberg has decreed are anathema to the well-being of th...
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