Rogue Black Flies Escape from Lab, Impregnate Mt. Desert Tourist! A biological nightmare was unleashed on this unsuspecting downeast tourist center when a group of sexually aggressive Black Flies managed to escape from Jackson Lab when a technician was twittering on her cell phone and forgot to latch the door to the Super Secret CIA testing center. The flies were in their fifth generation of...
Raging Bear Attacks House of Noted Outdoorsman and Lives! Tunk Lake Road, Somewhere in Downeast Maine. There was a near tragedy to the professional painting community early this morning which was narrowly avoided when a crazed 450 pound brown bear attacked the home of Willard Hardy and was driven off with out suffering a scratch. Willard also survived the confrontation, but said he was lef...
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