Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric. (Daily Mail) Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over. Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward. (The Time...
Emirates Stadium - New non-chafe shorts will have to be worn for a while, the Gunners midfielder told worried team mates today. Russian-born Arse-shavin has struggled to hold down the North London club's official kit which may have 'rubbed him up...
There is breaking news that Arsenal footballer Andrey Arshavin can't survive a tax rate of 50% on his £4million a year salary. Although he earns in a week the equivalent of two nurses' annual salary, it seems that he really can't afford to live on...
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