Young children who do not exercise very much are more likely to perform better in exams as they grow up, according to researchers at the Institute of Obesity, Glasgow. Avoidance of exercise particularly helps girls do better in written exams in P.
Authorities of varying descriptions here in the UK have been alarmed to note an unprecedented rise in Monkey related activity. They told us that they aren't quite sure what it is about monkeys, or why they seem to have infiltrated the national psyche...
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