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Television is Religion

Brain dead Television viewer Inbred Mind a sewer A lotta bread Buys high class chewers Plug me in Call me pretty I think I win When life is shitty Always grin In the bleeding city Television is a piece of shit All I want is a good hi…

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Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.

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Electronics Giants to offer TV Screens With 3D, Smell, Transportation -- and Even Disaster -- in a Living Room Near You!

LAS VEGAS-Unconfirmed reports indicate that Samsung, Panasonic, Sony and LG, not content with just bringing out television screens which are 105-inches wide, are planning to add three-dimensional vision in the near future, along with smell, taste and...

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