6/20/2004, New York (AP): In an unprecedented move, even for Steinbrenner, the New York Yankees will now be purchasing the entire Boston Red Sox team for $950 million. Said Steinbrenner, "They've got a ton of amazing players that my team definitely could use. Plus, with the amount of money we've been spending to stay out in front of these guys, it was more cost effective just t...
George Steinbrenner has hired George Costanza back again. This time the New York Yankees owner has also thrown in an extra incentive: Costanza will take over as owner of the team.
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