Reports are coming in from Iraq about a recent Hoedown in the lead up to the country's new national Lottery. The show is to be televised on Iraqi TV and will be hosted by the former (mis)information minister 'Comical Ali' (Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf).
G. Jeffrey Chambers III, a self-made millionaire from Palm Beach, FL, has been playing the lottery for five months now. His motives, though, are different from those of most lottery participants.
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