Wall Street Kernel - With the purse strings of the defense budget being snapped shut by the Congress, the urge to surge the war in Iraq is grinding to a halt, and to avoid a total purge, President Bush, megaphone in hand, and his group of neo-cons wh...
As if British troops in Iraq didn't have enough to worry about, a new crisis emerged yesterday that could seriously undermine their safety, and that of Iraqi citizens.
(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...
Families of troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan say their war-weary sons and daughters want to return home. A group of them have written a letter to Prime Minister Tony Blair pleading with him to sort out the situations in those countries, and g...
Sanatoriums and mental institutions throughout America are to be emptied of patients in a bold new move to cut the budget and fight the war against terror.
In a bizarre return to US domestic relations of the 1950's, Iraq is undergoing an amazingly similar phenomenon. Calling it Shiite Flight, Iraqi Shiites are moving away from the cities of Iraq because of the influx of American soldiers.
WASHINGTON - President Bush made a strange confession to a pool of reporters in the Oval Office yesterday during a photo session with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki,.
Reports from Washington are that...since the November election...large numbers of despondent Republican leaders are committing suicide, and that many of them are taking their fellow Republicans along with them, in acts of suicidal desperation.
Reports in the media that British Armed Forces Accommodation is substandard are inaccurate, says the Ministry for Substandard Accommodation (MSA).
A pensioner from Cleethorps is this morning hopping mad at having received call-up papers that could see him end up patrolling the streets of Baghdad.
Washington - President Bush announced today that he would no longer push for war with Iraq after reading a protest sign by an anti-war protester.
Nouri Maliki today told journalists that he can't wait to leave his job as the political head of Iraq. "It's a rubbish job and nobody seems to like me" he protested.
George Bush held a press conference yesterday to not announce a new strategy and approach to achieving victory in the Iraq war.
December 29, Taxes - Bush said that he needs more time for consultation before he finalizes and announces the new Iraqi policy.
After reading the Iraq Study Group report President George W. Bush has concluded that the panel of experts agrees with his Iraq policy. He assures Americans that there is no reason to change course in Iraq: not that he has ever been stay the course,...
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
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