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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport

Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Pippa Middleton, who many are calling the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings, flew into Los Angeles from London on some personal business. The Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho was able to speak with Miss...

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Funny story: 'Cheeky' Pippa Now Target of Kim Kardashian Rage As Her Butt Pushed off Front Pages in Royal Row!

'Cheeky' Pippa Now Target of Kim Kardashian Rage As Her Butt Pushed off Front Pages in Royal Row!

Reality Star Kim Karadashian is said to have her arse in an uproar as recent media frenzy over Pippa Middleton's knock out appearance at the Royal Wedding has pushed her own derriere down the charts, for anyone who still counts points! The 5'2" 1...

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Funny story: Bridget Jones furious at Prince Harry's attention towards Pippa Middleton

Bridget Jones furious at Prince Harry's attention towards Pippa Middleton

Bridget Jones was seen last night hanging around The Goring Hotel, in Scary Emerald Knickers, with a small Union Jack flag printed on the front of them. She has a fetish for scary knockers, sorry, knickers and a crush on someone involved in the Ro...

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Funny story: Phillipa's Movie Deal - "The Rear Emerald Window"

Phillipa's Movie Deal - "The Rear Emerald Window"

After Phillipa Middleton's successful catapult into the world of High Society, she has been offered an amazing movie contract. The movie is entitled "The Rear Emerald Window" and reportedly playing a minor but shining role, is Prince Harry (in t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft.

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Funny story: Jello Signs Contract With Pippa Middleton For Her Butt To Advertise "Jigglers"

Jello Signs Contract With Pippa Middleton For Her Butt To Advertise "Jigglers"

Jello has announced that they have signed a contract with new British media sensation Pippa Middleton. A creative marketing team from the company will fly to London next week to begin filming a new series of "Jello Jigglers" commercials to star Miss...

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Funny story: Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II, leader of the Catholic Church for over a quarter of a century, was finally beatified in Rome. Beatificiation is the process where people who are alive decide that a dead person is actually a saint, and elevate them to that level t...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...

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Funny story: Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has just become the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings. This according to Birmingham Cribworthy of The Bees Knees News Agency. He stated that over 2 billion people watched the Royal Wedding world wide and...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants Pippa Middleton To Become One Of His Playboy Mansion Playmates

Hugh Hefner Wants Pippa Middleton To Become One Of His Playboy Mansion Playmates

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, who at 84 years of age, shows no visible signs of slowing down in the bedroom department has just instructed his personal assistant, Luxina Fitzinwell, to contact Pippa Middleton and offer to fly her out to California so t...

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Funny story: Elton John Upset He Wasn't Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Elton John Upset He Wasn't Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn't "the biggest Queen" in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton. Aft...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)

Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)

Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of new Princess Kate Middleton, has announced her engagement to American Bargis Tryhol, Pippa became an international celebrity yesterday when her ass was the most photographed thing at Great Britain's most recent...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story: Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman

Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman

It wasn't only the stunning sisters, Kate and Pippa, who wowed a nation at yesterday's Royal Wedding proceedings, mum Carole picked up a more than respectable number of admiring male glances. Particularly from more mature gentlemen. Aside from...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen, the man of half a dozen nicknames including "Space Cadet" has revealed that he wants Kate Middleton's sister Pippa to replace Rachel "Bree" Oberlin who dumped him earlier this week in the capacity of his co-goddess. S...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry

Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Windsor, nee Middleton, physically shuddered when it was suggested that now her big sister had landed a prince, she should go for a prince too, and snaffle Prince Harry. "Dirty Harry?" she was overheard replying. "I...

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