Michael Howard, the new Leader of the Conservative Party, has today announced that from now on, the Tory party is to be in opposition to Labour, rather than working with them to get re-elected at the next general election.
A cunning ruse by Iain Duncan Smith was thwarted by the Conservative party today. The plan was uncovered when a Mrs Ivy Duncan Smyth was found to be running for Tory party leadership.
Soothsayers cackled, and smart-arses gloated at Conservative Party H.Q., as IDS was sacked!...
It's not often that journalists get to journalise about other journalists. But today at a press conference to ascertain Ken Clarke's plans, all interest was instead focused on the Terminator (Model T 0.5) that was questioning Mr Clarke.
Poor quality entertainer and all round c-list celebrity, Noel Edmonds, has begun a campaign to become leader of the Conservative Party.
In a brave attempt to garner support following his failed Conservative leadership, Iain Duncan Smith is to change his name to Iain Samurai Deathstar Numpty, initials ISDN in order to gain support from youngsters and geeks.
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