GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Three pigs were found dead this morning at Goody Pig Productions of Grand Rapids, MI. Human flu has been officially confirmed as the cause of death in all three cases. Michigan pig producers have been advised to take necessary st...
New York City was today holding its breath - literally in some cases - as possible hypochondria broke out in schools and colleges there, and there were also signs of hysterical panic in some areas. The hypochondria - technically called mediae obse...
Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...
Following the story this week regarding the Fishermen's Friend robbery, and the excellent coverage afforded on this site, more details are emerging regarding the group thought to be responsible. Rather than the confectionery thieves first considered...
In a leaked memo it has been revealed how the Labour Party intend to win the next election. The South East of England is currently a Tory stronghold, and could well sway the outcome of the next general election in the Conservative Party's favour.
Since the flu season is almost here, a survey of general practitioners have been consulted and the following recommendations are highly recommended for everyone, especially for the now older, softer candy-ass Baby Boomers: 1. If your child comes home from school all coughing, sweating and wheezing, immediately lock him in the attic or in the basement and feed him his food and pills through a...
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