Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Rioters): The Illuminati have sponsored NASA's latest space probe Themis on its mission to penetrate the colourful light show known as the aurora or Northern Lights in high-latitude skies above Earth.
Massachusetts - (Associated Mess): As guest of honor at at DC Euro-Septic stink tank dinner last month hosted by former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher, Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was officially anointed as the next Tory Party trompe l...
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