As part of a new strategy to link the evils of abortion and masturbation, a group of approximately 30 pro-life protestors were arrested for trespassing and vandalism to the Catholic-run "Our Lady of Comfort" Sperm Bank in downtown LA (*). LA Pol...
London, UK/ Guardian - In yet another magnanimous offer to "Share the Wealth", President Elect Obama makes a world wide plea for his missing relatives to come forward and make unselfish donations to Britain's ailing Sperm Bank system. Obama was r...
A Morganfield man was arrested Monday in conjunction with a sperm bank robbery in London, Kentucky early this morning. By eyewitness accounts, Danny "Boy" O'Flener pulled a daring daylight holdup of the Family Jewels Sperm Bank located on downto...
Financial sectors received another blow today when the world's two largest and most respected sperm banks separately announced that they were in a sticky situation. The Nobel Sperm Bank in Oslo and the Jade Pagoda and Two Golden Drums Sperm Bank in C...
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