A national register of fashion offenders could be set up as part of a massive crackdown to keep the public safe from hideous outfits, Home Secretary Charles Clarke says.
The newly advertised Maury and Connie Weekend news program on MSNBC has been cancelled after the first episode. The super saccharine content of the promotional ads were sufficient to send the entire viewing television public into a diabetic coma. The...
(New York) Results of a long-awaited study on cellular phone usage have just been released, showing that as many as four percent of people who speak on cell phones in public may actually be engaged in genuine conversations with other human beings.
President George W. Bush has taken an I.Q. test last week as part of a dare by former President Bill Clinton. When the results were returned to President Bush the score was determined to be 217 which is just under the highest I.Q. ever recorded of 228 (Marilyn vos Savant American writer, b 1946). This news comes as a complete shock to not only the American public but also the rest of the...
International fury has erupted after the airing of a TV commercial using the Ku Klux Klan to promote a new laundry detergent.
The manager of a gentleman's tailor, who provided trousers worn by serial killer Harold Shipman went on trial today, accused of failing the public.
At a public meeting in his East Midlands constituency, Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer Robert Kilroy-Silk explained to his fan why he is quitting the UK Independence Party.
HOUSTON - Former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay surrendered to authorities and the government's charges against him are only part of his wide-ranging scheme to deceive the public, company shareholders, government regulators while he mounted a plan for th...
The Association of Thermometer Manufacturers is not happy with Michael Moore's new movie "Fahrenheit 911". Karl H. Dorfman, public relations speaker for ART, says, "We do not like Michael Moore. His new movie is making people think...
The US has formally handed back the keys to the public toilets in Iraq, two days ahead of schedule.
Lancashire, UK. An American man yesterday registered his disapproval with members of the public who, "think they are funny", in the...
5-24-04: In a pivotal, if not desperate attempt to shore up his rapidly crumbling base of support for re-election, President Bush stunned the American public today by proclaiming a new **detailed** "Five Point Plan" for "Victory in I...
Following the death by drowning of two Albanian children in the river Ibar, a large percentage of the Kosovar Albanian population has mobilized in a public show of grief we in the ostensibly multicultural west can learn from.
Transport Minister, Tony McNulty has today announced radical new targets for all forms of public transport to run on time.
Ever since NASA began releasing new images of the Martian surface the world has been rather dismayed. The worries need not continue however, NASA has heeded the public outcry. "Fine, here are the rock closeups." said NASA spokeswoman Jacquelyn Ba...
Tony Blair is to introduce a new target for use of public loos. He wants 50% of the population to regularly use them by 2010. And, in order to provide a world class lavatory service, there are plans to introduce a 30p top-up levy charge, to be paid...
Following the success of the public relations campaign for the Pit Bull by renaming it the "New Yorkie," another notorious breed, the Rottweiler will be receiving a new designation, the "Pink Fuzzy." Some have belittled the name change charging th...
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