London - (Ass Mess) Soaring gas bills are being blamed today for 1,000 people topping themselves every year.
KENOSHA, WI -- In a move to help Americans become less dependent on Middle Eastern oil, the U.S. Government today released plans to harvest the fat of America's obese.
Have you ever wondered why windmills all seem to revolve at the same speed? Well, the truth is out at last! A recent study of wind farms has concluded that they use more power than they generate!...
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Reinvention (MIR) are claiming that the threat of Global Warming also holds the promise of unlimited free electrical energy. Their solution is found in the production of electricity directly from the Eart...
Everyone always said that it was only a matter of time before the United States ran out of electricity. And that time is now upon us - or at least it will be soon. Washington was notified of the emergency just days ago and has been rushing around,...
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