Today the White House was suddenly converted into a mental asylum for seriously disturbed but also rich patients.
San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - Costa Rica has decided to issue political asylum to US politicians guilty of war crimes and corruption.
An immigration judge has upheld an appeal by the Devil against a refusal by the Secretary of State to grant him asylum in the UK. The judge, in between smoking cannabis and bonking his cleaner, came...
As the waters from last week's floods recede, local people are making unusual discoveries, such as cars. Unemployed Simon Cam of Gloucester told us "God be praised, I found my brand new Mercedes SLK under the water. Because...
Madcap Piscean Joe Potts 64, from Kent has made legal history today by becoming the first British Born subject to gain the right, in principle at least, to apply for Political Asylum.
In what is described as ground breaking legislation, the home Secretary Charles C Clarke has announced plans for a total rethink in immigration policy. Up until migrants and asylum seekers from outside the EU have had to fulfil various stringent crit...
Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.
Home Secretary Charles Clarke is planning to use a points system to decide whether asylum seekers should be allowed to remain in the United Kingdom.
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