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Funny story: David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph

David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph

Nine celebrities who have been climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in aid of Comic Relief, reached the summit as dawn broke this morning - only to find has-been wannabe celebrity, David Van Day, waiting for them with champagne. Nearly £1.4 million has been...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Arrested

Cheryl Cole Arrested

Chelsea and England Footballer Cheryl Cole was arrested today following an attempt to scale Mount Kilimanjaro in a charity stunt for Comic Relief. Cheryl, who is married to West Ham striker Carlton Cole is alleged to have become abusive to police af...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Be Replaced by Churchill The Nodding Dog

Cheryl Cole To Be Replaced by Churchill The Nodding Dog

Fears were gathering last night that pop superstar Cheryl Cole may be replaced on the new series of X Factor by the Churchill, the well known nodding bull dog from the eponymous insurance advert. A statement issued by Highpant, the PR company repr...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole receives French letter from angry fan

Cheryl Cole receives French letter from angry fan

X-Factor judge, pop-songstress and footballer's wife Cheryl Cole announced that she has received a French letter in the post today. Unable to comment on the identity of the sender, the young celebrity was said to be distraught, even thought the wo...

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Funny story: Government To Pass 'X Factor Bill' Next Thursday

Government To Pass 'X Factor Bill' Next Thursday

Prime Minster Gordon Brown has announced in a statement from Downing Street this morning that, as a result of the debacle involving Laura White on the X Factor last Saturday, the government is to take action that will prevent a repeat of 'poor voting...

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Funny story: England Fans Ashley Cole Booing Explained: Nothing To Do With Backpass

England Fans Ashley Cole Booing Explained: Nothing To Do With Backpass

England football fans have been speaking on the subject of the booing Chelsea defender Ashley Cole received at their hands, during the World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan last Saturday - and it seems that the reasons for it were nothing to do with...

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Funny story: Oh Cheryl, I told you he was a useless lower-class billionaire footballer

Oh Cheryl, I told you he was a useless lower-class billionaire footballer

Liv Idbitch - So who is this so-called woman (spit) Ashley Cole (spit) has decided he will be accused of cheating with? Dr Goldie Digger no less, a mere ordinary middle-class professional woman like myself and no top popstress. Not that there is anything wrong with not being a top pop tart, just that (spit) Cole's choice proves that footballers without exception have sex with women of lower so...

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