LONDON - As the severs holding website TheSpoof.com registered that the 666th person was reading the page, the internet crashed. The outage, which caused major work startages from Los Angeles to Auckland across the globe, meant that work output de...
Irregular TheSpoof.com donor, CrepeSalivator, has confessed that he has "absolutely no clue" how the POINTS SYSTEM works on the website. "Somehow I managed to get approximately two-million points during a three-year stretch when I was distracted.
Mr Lyton, from world renown "The Spoof News", has become a millionaire overnight. Some are saying he inherited it, some are saying he stole it, but his ex transvestite lover, SKOOB1999 has explained. "The love earned every one of those millions, I...
Norfolk/Suffolk Border - (Boy Oh Boy): Rumors of a Mad Vlad caveat "...because we always outsource to Mossad, heheh!" have done little to dent Julian Assange's mood. Persistent reports that the whistleblower was thrown out of the KGB 'by Putin him...
Susan Boyle was recently approached with an offer that no one in their right mind would accept - an opportunity to become a Spoof Writer. Susan did NOT hang back and immediately accepted the challenge, promising to write at least 2 stories per day...
Too much testosterone. Not enough estrogen. Who'da thunk it! A recent survey on gender distribution among top spoof writers has revealed that testosterone-laden male spoofers are sorely missing some much-needed female company at the top of the w...
A well ignored Spoofer unexpectedly broke his finger today in a freak accident, involving beer and music. The reporter was covering a story involving a local band, when his finger became entangled in a drum kit, left unattended in a rehearsal room...
Shock news just in at Spoof Central Skoob News Dept - Leading Vegas paleontologist and part time chupacabra hunter, Judy Poor, who moonlights as a pole dancer (but doesn't take her clothes off - she doesn't have to take her clothes off, to have a goo...
TheSpoof.com Editor in Chief, Mark Lowton, apologized for the temporary shut down of the popular humour site after it was overwhelmed with hundreds of thousands of submissions from veteran as well as long missing writers after he announced his "Holi...
Office Of Homeland Security, Washington, D.C. To the Editor Mark Lowton, In the latest Wikileaks exposure a document has been released that we are finding very disturbing. It is a missive sent via what are supposed to be classified channels from one of your 'staff', a Mr. Rfreed, to the Republican spokeswoman Sarah Palin. We would like to get more information on this individual from you as...
I was sitting 'catching up' on The Spoof this morning, the t.v. Canada Morning news magazine was on and out of the corner of my ear I heard the newscaster speaking to a female scientist on the discovery of a new life form. The woman being intervie...
The bicycle riding, toasted cheese sandwich, pickle egg sucking editor of the Spoof.Com today, said he was giving in to new government demands to include more women and the 'less articulate' in addition to other 'minorities' in a drive to provide 'a...
As a spoofer reached his one hundred and eightieth story, it occurred to him to write 180 instead. Nick Hobbs, spoofer of spoofs, had been awaiting a story of some substance when he realised spoof number one hundred and eighty had crept up on him...
WikiLeaks founder, Julius Massage, has warned earthlings that the leaks will continue until his demands are met. The warning coincided with yet another leak of classified data -- this time to Good Housekeeping Magazine. The United Nations has cal...
Following the release of a new sexy ad on satirical website TheSpoof.com which depicts some girl who looks like she's being served a portion from behind, local man, Martin Shuttlecock declared that sex is best when it all goes tits up. We've all e...
There's a hold up in The Bronx, Brooklyn's broken out in fights. There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights, there's a scout troop short a child, Kruschov's due in Eidelwild... But car 54 doesn't care about any of that.
Great news tonight from Spoof Central. Apparently, former Spoof contributor, PLECTRUM has announced that he is about to publish a Spoof story which exceeds the standard 100 word minimum word count. According to sources, PLECTRUM has been workin...
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