Ten surprises in the new autobiography, "Ohhh Nooo!" by Mr. Bill that few of us knew before: 1. NBC made him change his original trademark, "Oh Shit!" to "Oh No!" 2. First Name: Buffalo. 3. Started career as a stunt man for Gumby. 4. Once caught in police raid on backstreet Dilldough Can. 5. Best man for Gumby who recently married Tweety Bird in San Francisco. 6. Distant kin to...
Get through a single day without being nagged by women. Go to work in a state of euphoria. Walk past a bar and not wish you were in there. Devise a foolproof way of denying your wife access to e-bay. See a jet plane cruising by high in the sky and be grateful you're not on it. Get somebody else to feed the cat/dog/iguana/whatever. Find out that heaven is a female free zone. Ho...
Having just moved home, I stumbled across some books and such from when I was at High School. I think this was around 1994, when I would have been thirteen coming fourteen, so please don't take the piss too much. The reason I have published it is because having read this site for two days solid, I've found myself reading anything in the context that it's spoof, or in jest, and as such this relat...
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