London - (IRA Mess): Twenty year-old gingernut fake princess Beatrice is to be stripped of all her pretensions of royalty and sent back to the IRA spawning pool that begat her, according to Palace sources. The desperate royal wannabe's humunguos a...
Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.
Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York has seen red. No, she has not looked into a mirror, she is upset over claims by the media that her daughter is overweight.
London - (Pilfering Mess): A frantic damage limitation exercise has kicked into place after silly Puppet Monarchy tribute artise Princess Beatrice was caught shoplifting in a London store.
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