Woolworths announced today that they are set to close the doors on their three thousand stores for the last time after no buyer was found willing to take on their £350million debts. Woolworths were one year off their centenary and have become a co...
Woolworth today announced that it's radical refinancing plan has been a huge success. The price of Pick 'n Mix has been doubled, but each purchase qualifies for one new share per sweet item. "We have had a huge take-up for the offer enthused a s...
London - (Unbelievably Tacky Mess): High Street retailer Woolworths is said to be stunned at the barrage of criticism levelled at its top loss-leading under-12s' pole dancing equipment marketed under the Lolita range.
Lord Vader, the asthmatic anti-hero of space documentary Star Wars has recently lamented the down turn in his career which now sees him working for Woolworths.
London - (Ass Mess): It must have been the tacky Woolworths royal engagement crocks that spooked the fairytale romance straight down the pan according to the retailer's irate shareholders who have seen their stock value plummet by over 50% since...
London - (Ass Mess): Still reeling from disastrous Xmas trading figures and stung by criticism of their excruciatingly embarrassing 'royal engagement' souvenir mugs, high street rubbish peddler Woolworths has hired over one hundred paparazzi...
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