CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...
Defensive Coordinator of the Houston Texans Wade Phillips has left a bigger mess than Boston Bruin slob emeritus Tyler Seguin. Bum's son claimed in an ESPN interview that Wes Welker was no athlete, and a bit of a shrimp to boot. Apparently catc...
Brandon Spikes (who won infamy and glory for exposing himself on a sex tape), a la Kim Kardashian back in a college sack before he joined the Patriots, offered more self-deprecating humor this week. Alas, gay liberals are not in a joking mood this...
Divorces can be messy, and the New England Patriots seem about formally separate in prelude to the final breakup. Perhaps the brass of New England's football team should take a lesson from their benighted wide receiver of last season, the cursed "...
T.S. Eliot claimed that April was the cruelest month, but for Wes Welker it is more like August. Payday has come for sundry teammates, but not for him. They are writing checks of love for Aaron Hernandez, but not for Wes Welker. You can guarant...
Wes Welker must have liked the look on Tom Brady's face. Though no one close to the star QB of the New England Patriots has admitted (under penalty of a curt email from Giselle Bundchen) that Tom had hair plugs into his skull, those close to the f...
Only Ray Allen may be able to sympathize with Wes Welker. The Celtics ownership did to Ray what the Patriots ownership did to Wes. Whatever fancy words emanated from the front offices of those two Boston franchises, the truth was neither player...
Speaking of happy couples, Tom Brady and his best bud Wes Welker may be in Aspen this week ahead of the nuptials-as Welker plans to marry the former Miss Hooters International 2005. Before the hooting begins, Welker and unnamed associates were...
Wes Welker has had an up and down week to say the least. One day he signs a contract tender as the franchise player of the year. This means a larger paycheck than he was receiving, but less than he wanted. At first, Wes thought there was nothin...
According to former New England Patriot and company man, Willie McGinest, Wes Welker is behaving like Cher on steroids. Yes, he actually called the lunch bucket player of choice a "diva." Though we frequently confuse Isaac Newton with Isaac Walto...
We are not sure if the New England Patriots are playing "Tag" or "Chicken." They seem to be daring Wes Welker to make the play-or cut and run to another team. Leave it to your Patriot front office to claim they love Welker. The Krafts just want...
In an unprecedented move, the National Football League's commissioner, Roger Godell, implemented an in-season minimum height rule of five foot nine and one quarter inches that took effect immediately. The rule, in essence, ended New England wide rec...
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