British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this one sort of works but all of the American southern co...
Washington, D.C. - Americans were buoyed last week when President Obama declared he was ready to kick ass over the BP oil spill, fully expecting him to go out immediately and find whose ass to kick. However, even with some of those responsible doi...
Tony Hayward sat down to tell some lies over breakfast, then ended up drenching his Denver omelette with thick, black syrup, said a source. Studies show Hayward's company, Blackwater Petrol, has likely been shoveling bullshit the American public's...
New Orleans International Airport - After rushing to get to the New Orleans International Airport for separate flights out, Kristen Stewart and Tony Hayward found themselves at a bar and grill and decided to sit down and compare notes on who had the...
Sometimes people who are caught in relationships that put such a stranglehold on who they are start to want for something completely opposite. Case in point, Tipper Gore. For decades, she has been married to Al Gore, a quiet, unassuming man who assum...
In a closing remark at a press conference over the Memorial Day weekend, Tony Hayward, CEO of the Bp Corporation declared, "I want my life back." Reaction was immediate across the USA as tens of thousands gathered to mourn the loss of Tony Hayward's...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
